Total Medals Earned: 990 (From 214 different games.) Total Medal Score: 20,305 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/70 points)
Survive 100m!
Survive an impressive 200m!
Survive an unbelievable 300m!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/150 points)
Read about Christine
Give a lot of money to the IRS
Buy every upgrade
Kill the boss
Earn 5 million dollars without firing a shot.
Win the game
Win without losing a life
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/505 points)
Die 50 times
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 4/8 (85/225 points)
Submit your score
Score less than 20,000 points
Get a combo of 5 or more
Gain over 120,000 points!
Play the game at least 10 times in one go.
See all 7 score message in one go.
Receive all medals on NewGrounds
Medals Earned: 3/4 (225/250 points)
Beat the first level.
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Beat the game.
Kill the boss without dying.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (30/75 points)
Beating Adventure Mode and viewing the end movie.
Max out all enemies in Standard Mode on any difficulty setting.
Beat the boss Whizzkid in 1 minute or less.
Score 5000 points on the PindestructoTank mode.
Land a Combo of 99 or more in any mode.
Beat the boss Betton in 1 minute or less.
Beat the boss Pip Peril in 1 minute or less.
Medals Earned: 4/10 (50/500 points)
Lose a life on the second level.
Lose a life on the stakes.
Die electrocuted
Achieve 30,000 points
Achieve 50,000 points
Finish all 25 levels
Finish level 19 without using the visibility item.
Finish all 25 levels using only your first three lives.
Achieve 75,000 points
Find the invisible medal somewhere in the game
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (10/305 points)
Read all of Genesis 1.
Click my name on the Title Page.
Anything is Possible! (Save a Sinner by Stomping them.)
Play the game 10 times.
Get Resurrected.
Play at least one game as each one of the characters.
Eat 10 Cheeses in one game.
Save 3 Sinners from eternal damnation.
Dangle a Sinner by catching them befory they hit the ground.
Play the game 25 times.
Eat 20 Cheeses in one game.
Get hit by 100 Bricks (over multiple games, if you prefer).
Get hit by 5 bricks in one day.
Save 6 Sinners from eternal damnation.
Play the game 50 times.
Eat 40 Cheeses in one game.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (275/275 points)
Complete game on Easy
Score 13,000
Complete game on Medium
Complete game on Hard
Score 14,000
core 15,000
Complete game on Skitz
Score 16,000